i feel you completely friend
nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries
I hate it when people respond to fandom drama with “why can’t we all just be friends?” Fuck off, I have no interest in being friends with someone who considers queer representation to be ‘disrespectful to the canon’ (a canon, might I add, that queer literary critics have been studying for decades).
when you see your fictional husband on your dash