When your boyfriend Dracula is biting too hard:

Vladislav… baby, don’t hurt me. 

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

ok ok ok i know overwatch does have its problems but imho thats mostly bc they set themselves up as being Diverse and good for Representation. if theyd never have that pretence id be fucking losing my mind bc what an amazing prank to pull on gamers. first they take Waifu Tracer (whos ass people were arguing about before the game even CAME OUT LOL) and made her gay and then they took captain america 2.0 every white supremacists fav and made HIM gay too like the fucking shenanigans. the drama of it.

Old Patreon thingy

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

”torilla tavataan”? mutta siellä on muita ihmisiä. pitääkö niille puhua? eikö me kaikki voitais vähän silleen vaan olla hengessä mukana kotoa käsin ettei tarvitse vallan sosiaaliseksi heittäytyä,